"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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Church boner. Awkwardddd
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
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I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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