He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
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Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.