She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable