ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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