just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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