i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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