Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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