Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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