I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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