Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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