your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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