You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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