He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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