Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Randomize
