There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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