if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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