Define "chronic" masturbator.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
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I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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