I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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