Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
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I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.