At least make sure they are 18
Why
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
