It's Friday. Sex?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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