Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
