i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
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I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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