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In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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