I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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