So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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