tell your sister to shave her snatch
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Hello my rib-scented angel!
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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