My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i dont even know how to be here
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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