He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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