would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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