I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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