fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I just gift wrapped bread.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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