So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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