i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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