He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Help. Why am I so naked?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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