You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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