That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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