Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Randomize
