we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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