So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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