It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Randomize
