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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just spent $27 on things to pee on.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!

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  Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?

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  Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.

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  Give me weed or give me death?

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  Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.

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