Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(503): View more from Oregon

PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...

(515): View more from Iowa

Ur type is ready and willing

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(573): View more from Missouri

Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...

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(937): View more from Ohio

Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?

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(778): View more from British Columbia

we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"

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(518): View more from New York

Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.

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(512): View more from Texas

I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.

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(438): View more from Quebec

So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.

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