i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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