There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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