Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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