ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
