the new term for farting is butt boxing.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
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When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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