you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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