is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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