Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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