I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
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I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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