found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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