Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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