We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
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He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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