Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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