dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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