I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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